🍪 Cookie Policy – Cookies? Bend Over.
This Cookie Policy describes how and why we use cookies. Yes, the digital kind – not the ones Celeste licks in the breakroom.
You have the right to choose. You can accept, reject, or pretend you didn’t see the banner. Either way, your experience will reflect your choices.
🍫 What Are Cookies?
Cookies are small data files stored on your device to help the website function, analyze usage, remember preferences, and occasionally whisper your behavior into the void.
🍩 How We Use Them
We use both first-party and third-party cookies:
Essential Cookies – They keep things working. No drama.
Statistics Cookies – They tell us what you click, skip, or binge.
Marketing Cookies – Sometimes ads. Sometimes dark patterns. Nothing unexpected.
Functional Cookies – Optional extras. For those who like it fancy.
Preferences Cookies – So we don’t ask for your language 15 times.
🔐 GDPR Compliance
Yes, we comply. Your data is yours – unless you give it away. We don’t sell souls. But we do collect anonymous data and process it according to the General Data Protection Regulation (GDPR).
For full details, please read our Privacy Policy.
We respect your privacy
🕹 Control Your Preferences
Change your cookie settings any time using the “Privacy & Cookie Policy” tab on screen. Or control cookies directly in your browser settings. If you block everything, we won't cry – but the site may act weird.